No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.
Quote by Carrie Snow
Bad Day Quotes
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make...
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car
I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go...
Perhaps middle-age is, or should be, a period of shedding shells; the shell of ambition,...
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out...
I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
In old age, one should do something monumental.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
In the age in which we live, the impossible is every day losing ground.
My breath is offensive to my wife; I am loathsome to my own brothers.
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer...
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you...
A boy's story is the best that is ever told.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...
Jazz is the folk music of the machine age.
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.