Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down.
Quote by Fred Hufnagel Sr
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What...
The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on...
A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
The passions grafted on wounded pride are the most inveterate; they are green and vigorous...
Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they...
Law not served by power is an illusion; but power not ruled by law is...
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar...
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and...
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck...
Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
Watch out, they spit!
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night....
Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.
Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.