When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Quote by Tom Lehrer

Topics: Food Quotes, Sex Quotes

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead...

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught...

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books.

All the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books.

The bastard form of mass culture is humiliated repetition... always new books, new programs, new...

The bastard form of mass culture is humiliated repetition... always new books, new programs, new...

The US constitution's First Amendment rights only cover Americans, but I believe that in a...

The US constitution's First Amendment rights only cover Americans, but I believe that in a...