If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

Quote by Tom Lehrer

Topics: God Quotes

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you...

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.