All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan, And the…

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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I...

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught...

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught...

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes...

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you...

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .