When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. Thats something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values, theyre talking about things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal to Jesus,…

Quote by Bill Maher

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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be...

I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be...

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you...

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you...

It's all been satirized for your protection.

It's all been satirized for your protection.

Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make...

Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make...

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The...

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The...

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

If you were on a sinking ship and yelled, Women and children first! how much...

If you were on a sinking ship and yelled, Women and children first! how much...

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free...

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free...

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

People have romantic notions about television. In the highest realms they think it's some sort...

People have romantic notions about television. In the highest realms they think it's some sort...

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Disease is the retribution of outraged Nature

Disease is the retribution of outraged Nature

The problem is that you have a disease, but the disease is abnormal integrity, loyalty...

The problem is that you have a disease, but the disease is abnormal integrity, loyalty...

I count religion but a childish toy, and hold there is no sin but ignorance

I count religion but a childish toy, and hold there is no sin but ignorance