He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Quote by Bertolt Brecht

Topics: Funny Quotes, Laughter Quotes

Grub first, then ethics.

Grub first, then ethics.

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.

Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.

Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.

War is like love; it always finds a way.

War is like love; it always finds a way.

No one can be good for long if goodness is not in demand.

No one can be good for long if goodness is not in demand.

Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life.

Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life.

The world of knowledge takes a crazy turn when teachers themselves are taught to learn.

The world of knowledge takes a crazy turn when teachers themselves are taught to learn.

The finest plans have always been spoiled by the littleness of them that should carry...

The finest plans have always been spoiled by the littleness of them that should carry...

Sometimes it's more important to be human, than to have good taste.

Sometimes it's more important to be human, than to have good taste.

You don't need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the...

You don't need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the...

People remain what they are even if their faces fall apart.

People remain what they are even if their faces fall apart.

Mixing one's wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably.

Mixing one's wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably.

Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men. For though the bastard is dead, the...

Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men. For though the bastard is dead, the...

Grub first, then ethics.

Grub first, then ethics.

The defeats and victories of the fellows at the top aren't always defeats and victories...

The defeats and victories of the fellows at the top aren't always defeats and victories...

Don't tell me peace has broken out.

Don't tell me peace has broken out.

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels.

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels.

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves,...

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves,...

The law was made for one thing alone, for the exploitation of those who don't...

The law was made for one thing alone, for the exploitation of those who don't...

Whenever there are great virtues, it's a sure sign something's wrong.

Whenever there are great virtues, it's a sure sign something's wrong.