He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Quote by Bertolt Brecht

Topics: Funny Quotes, Laughter Quotes

Temptation to behave is terrible.

Temptation to behave is terrible.

Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.

Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them...

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them...

Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.

Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.

I don't trust him. We're friends.

I don't trust him. We're friends.

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

No one can be good for long if goodness is not in demand.

No one can be good for long if goodness is not in demand.

The finest plans have always been spoiled by the littleness of them that should carry...

The finest plans have always been spoiled by the littleness of them that should carry...

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?

War is like love, it always finds a way

War is like love, it always finds a way

Temptation to behave is terrible

Temptation to behave is terrible

Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men. For though the bastard is dead, the...

Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men. For though the bastard is dead, the...

Don't tell me peace has broken out.

Don't tell me peace has broken out.

Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life.

Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life.

Society cannot share a common communication system so long as it is split into warring...

Society cannot share a common communication system so long as it is split into warring...

War is like love; it always finds a way.

War is like love; it always finds a way.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

Everyone needs help from everyone.

Everyone needs help from everyone.

No one will improve your lot if you do not yourself.

No one will improve your lot if you do not yourself.

The law was made for one thing alone, for the exploitation of those who don't...

The law was made for one thing alone, for the exploitation of those who don't...