He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Quote by Bertolt Brecht

Topics: Funny Quotes, Laughter Quotes

Hungry man, reach for the book: it is a weapon.

Hungry man, reach for the book: it is a weapon.

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?

People remain what they are even if their faces fall apart.

People remain what they are even if their faces fall apart.

I don't trust him. We're friends.

I don't trust him. We're friends.

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

Society cannot share a common communication system so long as it is split into warring...

Society cannot share a common communication system so long as it is split into warring...

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them...

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them...

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels.

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels.

Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.

Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.

Unhappy the land that is in need of heroes.

Unhappy the land that is in need of heroes.

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

Right is its own defense.

Right is its own defense.

Art is not a mirror held up to reality, but a hammer with which to...

Art is not a mirror held up to reality, but a hammer with which to...

Sometimes it's more important to be human, than to have good taste.

Sometimes it's more important to be human, than to have good taste.

Mixing one's wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably.

Mixing one's wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably.

Everyone needs help from everyone.

Everyone needs help from everyone.

There are many elements to a campaign. Leadership is number one. Everything else is number...

There are many elements to a campaign. Leadership is number one. Everything else is number...

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

Don't tell me peace has broken out.

Don't tell me peace has broken out.