He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Quote by Bertolt Brecht

Topics: Funny Quotes, Laughter Quotes

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves,...

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves,...

I don't trust him. We're friends.

I don't trust him. We're friends.

The law was made for one thing alone, for the exploitation of those who don't...

The law was made for one thing alone, for the exploitation of those who don't...

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them...

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them...

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a...

It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a...

Right is its own defense.

Right is its own defense.

What a miserable thing life is: you're living in clover, only the clover isn't good...

What a miserable thing life is: you're living in clover, only the clover isn't good...

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are.

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels.

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels.

Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.

Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.

The defeats and victories of the fellows at the top aren't always defeats and victories...

The defeats and victories of the fellows at the top aren't always defeats and victories...

Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.

Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.

Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.

Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.

Mixing one's wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably.

Mixing one's wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably.

What they could do with 'round here is a good war. What else can you...

What they could do with 'round here is a good war. What else can you...

Why be a man when you can be a success?

Why be a man when you can be a success?

We are here to add to the sum of human goodness. To prove the thing...

We are here to add to the sum of human goodness. To prove the thing...

I truly believe that individuals can make a difference in society. Since periods of change...

I truly believe that individuals can make a difference in society. Since periods of change...

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience...

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience...

It is not the style of clothes one wears, neither the kind of automobile one...

It is not the style of clothes one wears, neither the kind of automobile one...