He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Quote by Bertolt Brecht

Topics: Funny Quotes, Laughter Quotes

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank?

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank?

Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.

Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.

Society cannot share a common communication system so long as it is split into warring...

Society cannot share a common communication system so long as it is split into warring...

Poverty makes you wise but it's a curse

Poverty makes you wise but it's a curse

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves,...

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves,...

Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.

Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.

The defeats and victories of the fellows at the top aren't always defeats and victories...

The defeats and victories of the fellows at the top aren't always defeats and victories...

Grub first, then ethics.

Grub first, then ethics.

War is like love, it always finds a way

War is like love, it always finds a way

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Why be a man when you can be a success?

Why be a man when you can be a success?

People remain what they are even if their faces fall apart.

People remain what they are even if their faces fall apart.

What they could do with 'round here is a good war. What else can you...

What they could do with 'round here is a good war. What else can you...

Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life.

Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life.

Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.

Poverty makes you sad as well as wise.

Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men. For though the bastard is dead, the...

Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men. For though the bastard is dead, the...

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?

Everyone needs help from everyone.

Everyone needs help from everyone.

What a miserable thing life is: you're living in clover, only the clover isn't good...

What a miserable thing life is: you're living in clover, only the clover isn't good...