He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Quote by Bertolt Brecht

Topics: Funny Quotes, Laughter Quotes

Unhappy the land that is in need of heroes.

Unhappy the land that is in need of heroes.

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank?

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank?

Art is not a mirror held up to reality, but a hammer with which to...

Art is not a mirror held up to reality, but a hammer with which to...

There are many elements to a campaign. Leadership is number one. Everything else is number...

There are many elements to a campaign. Leadership is number one. Everything else is number...

The finest plans have always been spoiled by the littleness of them that should carry...

The finest plans have always been spoiled by the littleness of them that should carry...

Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.

Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.

No one can be good for long if goodness is not in demand.

No one can be good for long if goodness is not in demand.

Mixing one's wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably.

Mixing one's wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably.

The law was made for one thing alone, for the exploitation of those who don't...

The law was made for one thing alone, for the exploitation of those who don't...

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves,...

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves,...

No one will improve your lot if you do not yourself.

No one will improve your lot if you do not yourself.

Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life.

Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life.

What they could do with 'round here is a good war. What else can you...

What they could do with 'round here is a good war. What else can you...

You don't need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the...

You don't need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the...

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them...

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them...

Sometimes it's more important to be human, than to have good taste.

Sometimes it's more important to be human, than to have good taste.

Grub first, then ethics.

Grub first, then ethics.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

It's all right to hesitate if you then go ahead.

It's all right to hesitate if you then go ahead.