When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a...

I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a...

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar...

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar...

Nobody needs a smile so much as the one who has none to give. So...

Nobody needs a smile so much as the one who has none to give. So...