Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
Quote by Mae West
Mae West Quotes
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...
It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when...
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but...