If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Quote by Mae West
Mae West Quotes
His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...
To err is human - but it feels divine
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...