If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

I've been things and seen places.

I've been things and seen places.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

To err is human - but it feels divine

To err is human - but it feels divine

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit...

I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit...

It is good to maintain and cherish life; it is evil to destroy and to...

It is good to maintain and cherish life; it is evil to destroy and to...

I am the big sister which makes me the boss!

I am the big sister which makes me the boss!