If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be...

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

I've been things and seen places.

I've been things and seen places.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

If you want something said, ask a man...if you want something done, ask a woman.

If you want something said, ask a man...if you want something done, ask a woman.

The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men

The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men