When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Quote by Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and...

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and...

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to...

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to...

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things...

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things...

Luck is manufactured in the factory of GOD only. So no reason for believing only...

Luck is manufactured in the factory of GOD only. So no reason for believing only...

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

We often call a certainty a hope, to bring it luck

We often call a certainty a hope, to bring it luck

Luck is infatuated with the efficient.

Luck is infatuated with the efficient.

Good luck beats early rising

Good luck beats early rising

Nothing is as obnoxious as other people's luck.

Nothing is as obnoxious as other people's luck.

A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.

A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.

If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have...

If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have...

I have yet to be in a game where luck was involved. Well-prepared players make...

I have yet to be in a game where luck was involved. Well-prepared players make...

I think most of the people involved in any art always secretly wonder whether they...

I think most of the people involved in any art always secretly wonder whether they...

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not...

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not...

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

Our luck? You noticed anything in particular about our luck these past few days? Any...

Our luck? You noticed anything in particular about our luck these past few days? Any...