When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

Quote by Joseph Heller

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Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in...

Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in...

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as...

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as...

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the...

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the...

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that...

Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that...

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't,...

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't,...

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have...

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have...

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that...

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that...

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted...

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted...

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole...

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole...

Rise above principle and do what's right.

Rise above principle and do what's right.

Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication,...

Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication,...

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's...

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's...

The wise learn many things from their enemies.

The wise learn many things from their enemies.

Intellect does not attain its full force unless it attacks power.

Intellect does not attain its full force unless it attacks power.

The only thing that will be remembered about my enemies after they're dead is the...

The only thing that will be remembered about my enemies after they're dead is the...