When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

Quote by Joseph Heller

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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared...

I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared...

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole...

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole...

Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that...

Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that...

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the...

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the...

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have...

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have...

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust...

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust...

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that...

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that...

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly...

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly...

Rise above principle and do what's right.

Rise above principle and do what's right.

Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in...

Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in...

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's...

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's...

It is not a field of a few acres of ground, but a cause, that...

It is not a field of a few acres of ground, but a cause, that...

It is better to decide a difference between enemies than friends, for one of our...

It is better to decide a difference between enemies than friends, for one of our...