It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Sex is emotion in motion.

Sex is emotion in motion.

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in...

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

If payback is a bitch and revenge is sweet. Then I'm the sweetest bitch you'll...

If payback is a bitch and revenge is sweet. Then I'm the sweetest bitch you'll...

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.