It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Look your best - who said love is blind?

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

To err is human, but it feels divine.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.