When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Quote by Chi Chi Rodriguez

Topics: Golf Quotes, Retirement Quotes

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

He told me just to keep the ball low.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.

The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

By the time you get dressed, drive out there, play 18 holes and come home,...

By the time you get dressed, drive out there, play 18 holes and come home,...

The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.

The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.