The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Quote by Chi Chi Rodriguez

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I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

He told me just to keep the ball low.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.

The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.

Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair?

Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair?

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the...

Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the...