Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Quote by Chi Chi Rodriguez

Topics: Golf Quotes

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.