Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Quote by Chi Chi Rodriguez

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I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

He told me just to keep the ball low.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When the British Open is in Scotland, there's something special about it. And when it's...

When the British Open is in Scotland, there's something special about it. And when it's...

Miss a putt for $2,000? Not likely!

Miss a putt for $2,000? Not likely!

[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a...

[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a...

The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.

The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.