Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Quote by Chi Chi Rodriguez

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I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle...

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is...

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag,...

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he...

I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he...

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in...

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in...

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.