What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?

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Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.

Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.

God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.

God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.

Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.

The principal said potty!

The principal said potty!

Aye Carumba!

Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da...

Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da...

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

We're all gonna die, Lis.

We're all gonna die, Lis.

I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!

I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!

Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?

Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?

Eat my shorts!!

Eat my shorts!!

Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.

Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.