I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!

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I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I...

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I...

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.

Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.

I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.

I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.

Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.

Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.

The principal said potty!

The principal said potty!

You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...

You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.

I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.

Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!

Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over,...

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over,...

Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?

Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on...

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on...

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have.

The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have.