You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do: smoke a cigarette, use a fake ID, shave a…

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We're all gonna die, Lis.

We're all gonna die, Lis.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.

I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.

Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.

Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

The principal said potty!

The principal said potty!

Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.

Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.

Bart no like, bad medicine.

Bart no like, bad medicine.

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.

Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!

Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over,...

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over,...

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I...

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!

Eat my shorts!!

Eat my shorts!!