Quotes by Bart Simpson

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

#Bart Simpson

Aye Carumba!

#Bart Simpson

Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.

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Eat my shorts!!

#Bart Simpson

Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.

#Bart Simpson

God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.

#Bart Simpson

I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.

#Bart Simpson

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

#Bart Simpson

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

#Bart Simpson

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

#Bart Simpson

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!

#Bart Simpson