Aye Carumba!

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There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?

Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?

The principal said potty!

The principal said potty!

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I...

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I...

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.

Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!

Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Bart no like, bad medicine.

Bart no like, bad medicine.

I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.

I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.

You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...

You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...

God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.

God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.

Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da...

Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da...

Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.

Can I cut you a deal? I'll give you Milhouse.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa