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Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
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Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
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I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...
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I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.
#Bart Simpson
God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.
#Bart Simpson
Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.
#Bart Simpson
Eat my shorts!!
#Bart Simpson
Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.
#Bart Simpson
Aye Carumba!
#Bart Simpson
I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
#Bart Simpson
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!
#Bart Simpson
Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da...
#Bart Simpson
We're all gonna die, Lis.
#Bart Simpson
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!
#Bart Simpson
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...
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Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
#Bart Simpson
Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?
#Bart Simpson
Bart no like, bad medicine.
#Bart Simpson
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