What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?

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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced...

The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced...

It (the computer) is a medium that can dynamically simulate the details of any other...

It (the computer) is a medium that can dynamically simulate the details of any other...

This is a very exciting time in the world of information. It's not just that...

This is a very exciting time in the world of information. It's not just that...

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

It took us three years to build the NeXT computer. If we'd given customers what...

It took us three years to build the NeXT computer. If we'd given customers what...

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a...

After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a...

The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never...

The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never...

There's an old story about the person who wished his computer was as easy to...

There's an old story about the person who wished his computer was as easy to...

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.

You have riches and freedom here but I feel no sense of faith or direction....

You have riches and freedom here but I feel no sense of faith or direction....

The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes...

The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes...

Computer programmers do it byte by byte

Computer programmers do it byte by byte

This is a very exciting time in the world of information. It's not just that...

This is a very exciting time in the world of information. It's not just that...

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This...

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent...