What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?

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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

People say you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.

People say you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you...

Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you...

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.

In the world a man lives in his own age; in solitude in all ages.

In the world a man lives in his own age; in solitude in all ages.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.

Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even...

At my age flowers scare me.

At my age flowers scare me.

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser...

So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser...

The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place...

The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place...

The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers' document: it is a...

The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers' document: it is a...

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

The only people here are the quick and the dead

The only people here are the quick and the dead