What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start...

Quote by Danny DeVito

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It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when...

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when...

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone...

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone...

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after...

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after...

The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories...

The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories...

I developed that for a long time. I also developed 'Sugar Sweet Science' at New...

I developed that for a long time. I also developed 'Sugar Sweet Science' at New...

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all...

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all...

I go out into the woods at night, the secret thing happens and the guy...

I go out into the woods at night, the secret thing happens and the guy...

It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are...

It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are...

In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic...

In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic...

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and...

This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and...

So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a...

So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a...

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's...

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's...

What Tim does is, he calls me and sends me the script. And then he...

What Tim does is, he calls me and sends me the script. And then he...

So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things...

So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things...

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to...

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to...

We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,'...

We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,'...

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.

It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene.

It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene.

I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to...

I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to...