An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...#Humor, #New Year, #New Years Day
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...#Mankind, #Men
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...#New Year, #New Years Day, #New Years Eve
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...#New Year, #New Years Day, #New Years Eve
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...#Animals, #Mankind, #Men
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...#Conformity
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...#Funny, #Gratitude
