We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

Quote by Bill Maher

Topics: Authority Quotes, Youth Quotes

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something...

This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something...

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.

My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be...

I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be...

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more...

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more...

President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is...

President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is...

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen...

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen...

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new...

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new...

A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors...

A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors...

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the...

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the...

A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10...

A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10...

It's all been satirized for your protection.

It's all been satirized for your protection.