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Topics: Funny Quotes, Leap Year Quotes

My age is as a lusty winter, frosty but kindly.

My age is as a lusty winter, frosty but kindly.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to...

I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to...

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his...

We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his...

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here...

Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here...

It is my art. I am better at it than I ever was. And I...

It is my art. I am better at it than I ever was. And I...

One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets...

One can always tell it's summer when one sees school teachers hanging about the streets...

Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.

Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

There are three things most men love but never understand: females, girls and women.

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.

Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but...

Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but...

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is...

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is...

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...

To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...

Happy Leap Year! Today only comes once every four years, so make it special. Reject...

Happy Leap Year! Today only comes once every four years, so make it special. Reject...

Happy birthday to all the leap year people who ceased to exist since 2008.

Happy birthday to all the leap year people who ceased to exist since 2008.