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The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.

Games lubricate the body and the mind.

Games lubricate the body and the mind.

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on...

Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on...

Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock-n-roll.

Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock-n-roll.

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when...

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when...

Life has but one true charm: the charm of the game. But what if were...

Life has but one true charm: the charm of the game. But what if were...

Video games are engineered now, but the step I am trying to take, no one...

Video games are engineered now, but the step I am trying to take, no one...

Intelligence and war are games, perhaps the only meaningful games left. If any player becomes...

Intelligence and war are games, perhaps the only meaningful games left. If any player becomes...

The games industry is already bigger than the music industry, and it's mainly directed at...

The games industry is already bigger than the music industry, and it's mainly directed at...

Life is more fun if you play games.

Life is more fun if you play games.

Primates will continue to play social games without the least insight into what is killing...

Primates will continue to play social games without the least insight into what is killing...

Life, like all other games, becomes fun when one realizes that it's just a game.

Life, like all other games, becomes fun when one realizes that it's just a game.

There's a difference between playing and playing games. The former is an act of joy,...

There's a difference between playing and playing games. The former is an act of joy,...

I'm such a video game fan that being able to do voices in video games...

I'm such a video game fan that being able to do voices in video games...

Waiting for your parents to be in a good mood before asking them for something.

Waiting for your parents to be in a good mood before asking them for something.

That awkward moment when you're at a sleepover and you're the first one to wake...

That awkward moment when you're at a sleepover and you're the first one to wake...

That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so...

That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so...

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I...