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Intelligence and war are games, perhaps the only meaningful games left. If any player becomes...

Intelligence and war are games, perhaps the only meaningful games left. If any player becomes...

No human being is innocent, but there is a class of innocent human actions called...

No human being is innocent, but there is a class of innocent human actions called...

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

Primates will continue to play social games without the least insight into what is killing...

Primates will continue to play social games without the least insight into what is killing...

Video games are engineered now, but the step I am trying to take, no one...

Video games are engineered now, but the step I am trying to take, no one...

I'm such a video game fan that being able to do voices in video games...

I'm such a video game fan that being able to do voices in video games...

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when...

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when...

Elevate your inside game. A negative attitude is below the horizon...a place for lonesome hearts.

Elevate your inside game. A negative attitude is below the horizon...a place for lonesome hearts.

Life is more fun if you play games.

Life is more fun if you play games.

Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock-n-roll.

Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock-n-roll.

Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on...

Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on...

Games lubricate the body and the mind.

Games lubricate the body and the mind.

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.

There's a difference between playing and playing games. The former is an act of joy,...

There's a difference between playing and playing games. The former is an act of joy,...

Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

Life, like all other games, becomes fun when one realizes that it's just a game.

Life, like all other games, becomes fun when one realizes that it's just a game.

Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we...

Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we...

You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself....

You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself....

The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of...

The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of...

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...