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The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when...

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when...

Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on...

Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on...

No human being is innocent, but there is a class of innocent human actions called...

No human being is innocent, but there is a class of innocent human actions called...

Elevate your inside game. A negative attitude is below the horizon...a place for lonesome hearts.

Elevate your inside game. A negative attitude is below the horizon...a place for lonesome hearts.

There's a difference between playing and playing games. The former is an act of joy,...

There's a difference between playing and playing games. The former is an act of joy,...

Intelligence and war are games, perhaps the only meaningful games left. If any player becomes...

Intelligence and war are games, perhaps the only meaningful games left. If any player becomes...

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

I'm such a video game fan that being able to do voices in video games...

I'm such a video game fan that being able to do voices in video games...

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

Video games are engineered now, but the step I am trying to take, no one...

Video games are engineered now, but the step I am trying to take, no one...

Life, like all other games, becomes fun when one realizes that it's just a game.

Life, like all other games, becomes fun when one realizes that it's just a game.

The games industry is already bigger than the music industry, and it's mainly directed at...

The games industry is already bigger than the music industry, and it's mainly directed at...

Life is more fun if you play games.

Life is more fun if you play games.

Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.

Primates will continue to play social games without the least insight into what is killing...

Primates will continue to play social games without the least insight into what is killing...

Games lubricate the body and the mind.

Games lubricate the body and the mind.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself....

You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself....

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...

Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...