Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
Quote by Kehlog Albran
Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.
In our society any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to...
He would make a lovely corpse.
A multitude of executions discredits a king, as a multitude of funerals a doctor
The pomp of funerals has more regard to the vanity of the living than the...
The bitterest tear shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone
To hear some men talk of the government, you would suppose that Congress was the...
If there is anything in the universe that can't stand discussion, let it crack
Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...
He who comes for the inheritance is often made to pay for the funeral
How prudently we proud men compete for nameless graves, while now and then some starveling...
Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still...
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad...
Fascism is a religious concept
How could you go about choosing something that would hold the half of your heart...
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the...
When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung
Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.