To be famous and broke is hard.

Quote by David Spade

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When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred...

When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred...

It's funny because it's funny.

It's funny because it's funny.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can...

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can...

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you...

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you...

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and...

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and...

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is...

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is...

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

My career is just kind of crazy.

My career is just kind of crazy.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the...

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the...

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they...

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

I have no detectable hair style.

I have no detectable hair style.