Quotes by David Spade

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they...

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It's funny because it's funny.

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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

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I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

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I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the...

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I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and...

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I have no detectable hair style.

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You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you...

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When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred...

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To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

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To be famous and broke is hard.

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There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is...

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