I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

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It's funny because it's funny.

It's funny because it's funny.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they...

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they...

When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred...

When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

I have no detectable hair style.

I have no detectable hair style.

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is...

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is...

My career is just kind of crazy.

My career is just kind of crazy.

To be famous and broke is hard.

To be famous and broke is hard.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can...

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can...

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you...

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you...

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and...

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and...

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

It's so crazy in Hollywood.