Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'

Quote by David Spade

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My career is just kind of crazy.

My career is just kind of crazy.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you...

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

To be famous and broke is hard.

To be famous and broke is hard.

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and...

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and...

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

I have no detectable hair style.

I have no detectable hair style.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred...

When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred...

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can...

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can...

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the...

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the...

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is...

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is...

It's funny because it's funny.

It's funny because it's funny.