You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Quote by David Spade

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It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can...

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the...

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the...

I have no detectable hair style.

I have no detectable hair style.

My career is just kind of crazy.

My career is just kind of crazy.

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is...

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is...

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and...

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and...

When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred...

When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred...

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

To be famous and broke is hard.

To be famous and broke is hard.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they...

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they...

It's funny because it's funny.

It's funny because it's funny.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...