When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.

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I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and...

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and...

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you...

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school,...

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

To be famous and broke is hard.

To be famous and broke is hard.

I have no detectable hair style.

I have no detectable hair style.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the...

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the...

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can...

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can...

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they...

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they...

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is...

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is...

My career is just kind of crazy.

My career is just kind of crazy.

It's funny because it's funny.

It's funny because it's funny.