They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

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I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.

I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said...

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said...

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry...

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry...

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was...

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was...

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

Do you know it was a year a ago today?

Do you know it was a year a ago today?

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling...

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling...

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for...

At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for...

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed...

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed...

You know what burns me? Matches.

You know what burns me? Matches.

I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.

I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.

I was born nine months premature.

I was born nine months premature.

I saw a stationery store move.

I saw a stationery store move.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.