There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no sense of anything at all. If you're born with these so-called defects you have a very good chance of getting to the top.

Quote by Peter Cook

Topics: Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and...

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and...

I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the...

I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the...

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and...

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more...

That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more...

In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that...

In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that...

Good poetry .. makes the universe .. reveal its .. 'secret'

Good poetry .. makes the universe .. reveal its .. 'secret'

The Universe has as many different centers as there are living beings in it

The Universe has as many different centers as there are living beings in it

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.

The Sun, with all the planets revolving around it, and depending on it, can still...

The Sun, with all the planets revolving around it, and depending on it, can still...

There is a force that drives everything in this universe; you may call it anything...

There is a force that drives everything in this universe; you may call it anything...

Most sets of values would give rise to universes that, although they might be very...

Most sets of values would give rise to universes that, although they might be very...

The universe as we know it is a joint product of the observer and the...

The universe as we know it is a joint product of the observer and the...

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist...

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist...

May my soul bloom in love for all existence.

May my soul bloom in love for all existence.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at...

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at...

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination...

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination...

The greatest object in the universe, says a certain philosopher, is a good man struggling...

The greatest object in the universe, says a certain philosopher, is a good man struggling...

A universe that came from nothing in the big bang will disappear into nothing at...

A universe that came from nothing in the big bang will disappear into nothing at...