There's terrific merit in having no sense of humour, no sense of irony, practically no sense of anything at all. If you're born with these so-called defects you have a very good chance of getting to the top.

Quote by Peter Cook

Topics: Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and...

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and...

I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the...

I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the...

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and...

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and...

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

Man reaches the highest point of lovableness at 12 to 17 - to get it...

Man reaches the highest point of lovableness at 12 to 17 - to get it...

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can...

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can...

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Though I look old, yet I am strong and lusty; for in my youth I...

Though I look old, yet I am strong and lusty; for in my youth I...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a...

I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink...

I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink...

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who...

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her...

A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her...

Each of the professions means a prejudice. The necessity for a career forces every one...

Each of the professions means a prejudice. The necessity for a career forces every one...

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace...

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace...