Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.

Quote by Malcolm Muggeridge

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I can say that I never knew what joy was like until I gave up...

I can say that I never knew what joy was like until I gave up...

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate...

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate...

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.

The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment

The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind...

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind...

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at...

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at...

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind...

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind...

On television I feel like a man playing piano in a brothel; every now and...

On television I feel like a man playing piano in a brothel; every now and...

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind...

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind...

There is no such thing as darkness; only a failure to see.

There is no such thing as darkness; only a failure to see.

How do I know pornography depraves and corrupts? It depraves and corrupts me.

How do I know pornography depraves and corrupts? It depraves and corrupts me.

An orgy looks particularly alluring seen through the mists of righteous indignation.

An orgy looks particularly alluring seen through the mists of righteous indignation.

He was not only a bore; he bored for England.

He was not only a bore; he bored for England.

It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I...

It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I...

Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century.

Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century.

The pursuit of happiness, which American citizens are obliged to undertake, tends to involve them...

The pursuit of happiness, which American citizens are obliged to undertake, tends to involve them...

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the...

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the...