C'mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even warm.

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I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my...

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my...

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was...

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because thats how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because thats how I roll. I have one speed, I...

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

You cant process me with a normal brain.

You cant process me with a normal brain.

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a...

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a...

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an...

I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an...

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time,...

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time,...

Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.

Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.

Winning.Winning.

Winning.Winning.

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

CBS picked a fight with a warlock.

CBS picked a fight with a warlock.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being...

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being...