You cant process me with a normal brain.

Quote by Charlie Sheen

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There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac...

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac...

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,...

I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,...

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my...

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.

Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.

I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an...

I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't...

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't...

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal...

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal...

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time,...

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time,...

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I...

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I...