Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Quote by Charlie Sheen

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I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the...

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the...

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because thats how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because thats how I roll. I have one speed, I...

You cant process me with a normal brain.

You cant process me with a normal brain.

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I...

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I...

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,...

I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

Look what Im dealing with, man, Im dealing with fools and trolls.

Look what Im dealing with, man, Im dealing with fools and trolls.

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didnt make...

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didnt make...

Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes...

Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes...

That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in...

That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in...