Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Quote by Jay Leno
Topics:
Jay Leno Quotes
Related Quotes
The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated...
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following...
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said...
Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, Well, this has been fun, but we know you have...
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that...
The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that...
Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg,...
Politics is just show business for ugly people
Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least...
Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election....
Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia...
You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of...
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect...
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...
My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
