The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins...

Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins...

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be...

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be...

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her...

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her...

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...

You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of...

You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of...

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

NBC - no body cares.

NBC - no body cares.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue...

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue...

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least...

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least...

President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift...

President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift...

Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous...

Big news on CNN, a search has uncovered illegal biochemical agents, toxins and other dangerous...

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make...

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make...

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just...

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just...

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue...

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue...

He who profits by a crime commits it

He who profits by a crime commits it

If you share your friend's crime, you make it your own

If you share your friend's crime, you make it your own

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...