Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.

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If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

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Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.

Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.

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All is ephemeral, - fame and the famous as well.