Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.

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Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

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Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia...

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According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...

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The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so...

NBC - no body cares.

NBC - no body cares.

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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that...

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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins...

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