Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.

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Politics is just show business for ugly people.

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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins...