The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

Quote by Casey Stengel

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How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants,...

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants,...

Most games are lost, not won.

Most games are lost, not won.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

Most games are lost, not won.

Most games are lost, not won.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I...

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I...

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and...

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and...

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.