The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

Quote by Casey Stengel

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How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You...

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

That game was so famous they never used me.

That game was so famous they never used me.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants,...

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants,...

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away...

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a...

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched...

I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched...

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't...

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't...