Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too.

Quote by Lionel Kauffman

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Reason is a crutch for age, but youth is strong enough to walk alone.

Reason is a crutch for age, but youth is strong enough to walk alone.

Nothing is inherently and invincibly young except spirit. And spirit can enter a human being...

Nothing is inherently and invincibly young except spirit. And spirit can enter a human being...

The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime.

The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime.

Rebecca was a busy liar in her distinguished old age, reinventing her past for gullible...

Rebecca was a busy liar in her distinguished old age, reinventing her past for gullible...

At my age flowers scare me.

At my age flowers scare me.

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye...

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye...

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my...

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

An age at which many men are not quite common - at which they are...

An age at which many men are not quite common - at which they are...

In the city where the average age of Jews is 78, a Jewish boy has...

In the city where the average age of Jews is 78, a Jewish boy has...

The awful daring of a moment's surrender which an age of prudence can never retract.

The awful daring of a moment's surrender which an age of prudence can never retract.

God employs several translators; some pieces are translated by age, some by sickness, some by...

God employs several translators; some pieces are translated by age, some by sickness, some by...

There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's...

There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's...

The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.

The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but...

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but...

The counsels of old age give light without heat, like the sun in winter.

The counsels of old age give light without heat, like the sun in winter.

I will never give in to old age until I become old.

I will never give in to old age until I become old.

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace...

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace...

Let's have some new cliches.

Let's have some new cliches.

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that...

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that...