Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.

Quote by Dave Barry

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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around...

I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around...

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined...

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined...

My son does not appreciate classical musicians such as the Stones; he is more into...

My son does not appreciate classical musicians such as the Stones; he is more into...

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child...

I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child...

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not...

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not...

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely...

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely...

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the...

The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the...

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a...

And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than...

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than...

When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches. My...

When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches. My...

I kinda want to go camping...but I don't know. I think putting up a tent...

I kinda want to go camping...but I don't know. I think putting up a tent...

It was at the beginning of all this tabloid frenzy. Our garbage was being gone...

It was at the beginning of all this tabloid frenzy. Our garbage was being gone...