The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people say they're smiling.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Cats Quotes, Dogs Quotes

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.

You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman...

A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman...

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises...

In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises...

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.

Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one...

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one...

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...