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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

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Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when...

Your heart is my pinata.

Your heart is my pinata.

I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall...

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I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

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If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

The magic of sex is itís acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

The magic of sex is itís acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the...

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

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You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...

When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

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You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.