I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love...

I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love...

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Art never comes from happiness.

Art never comes from happiness.

Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

Without just one nest A bird can call the world home Life is your career

Without just one nest A bird can call the world home Life is your career

A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman...

A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on...

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on...

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.